“hey do you want some mayo on your sandwich?”
“fuck that, that shits nasty.”

Did you hear that Bob pulled a Mayo?

Jesus:"this wine represents my blood, this bread represents my flesh"
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)

Mayo, hayo, can I hug you and kiss you?

My girlfriend let me coney her but wasn't too happy about me adding the mayo.

friend 1 "HEY mayo, howz it goin?"
friend 2 "not 2 shabby, u?"

Tom was a mayo who never followed the rules and subsequently got kicked out of school.