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verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on

exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile

noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled
Dude, you just hit me. well take this..... "Mayo Missile"
by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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