A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 09, 2021
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A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
by Reading Reprebate December 21, 2010
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The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.
Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.
by god, watch out! August 14, 2008
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