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Verb. The act of consuming copious amounts of alcohol before 12:00 noon. To begin drinking adult beverages early in the day, as early as 7:00 AM, which is when many liquor stores open. Also a way of managing a hangover with "The hair of the dog" method.
Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else
Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else
"It's 7:15 AM and Robert was leaving the liquor store with plans to be drunk before 10:00. He is going to have some Mayhem in the A.M."
"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."
"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"
"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."
"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"
by Ceaser21 April 05, 2017
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007