Similar to the Sacajawean Smoothie, but with more of a Mexican flair. This sexual act involves the stuffing of a females mouth with typical Mayan foods such as corn, black beans, guacamole, salsa, red (or green) peppers, and other extemporaneous foods that are at your disposal. Once the mouth is properly stuffed, the male then places his erect genitalia inside said females mouth and "blends" the milkshake with his manhood.
Hey Liz, are you hungry for a Mayan Milkshake?
by Marty Feinstein March 09, 2011
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1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.
1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.
by Roland819 December 05, 2006
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Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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When a man stretches his scrote out and places it about 3 inches above of said woman's forehead, thereby making her look like she has a recessed hairline just like the mayans used to look.
yo that bitch got outta line and thought she was better then me so i put her in her place and gave her a mayan forehead.
by diggernick2 February 26, 2011
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when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.
bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!
by butterfield wilhemarie August 22, 2006
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the act of inserting one's testicles into a girl (or boy) mouth and cumming into that person's nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to "go to sleep"
jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha
by neil flannagen October 15, 2007
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