by I wuv cats, don’t hurt cats 💙 November 02, 2019
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
You’re a really kind person if your born on this day, you’re also very chill but sometimes you can get stubborn. You have many friends and you have GREAT hair
Emily: Wow i love your hair!!
Mia: Thanks!
Emily: When were you born?
Mia: May 8th!
Emily: That’s probably why.
Mia: Thanks!
Emily: When were you born?
Mia: May 8th!
Emily: That’s probably why.
by sushi is great November 03, 2019
May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.
"Do you know what happens on May 8?"
"Yep! NOID. Hurray, hurray for the 8th of May, it's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!"
"Yep! NOID. Hurray, hurray for the 8th of May, it's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!"
by backchat February 01, 2009
Mia:hey guess wht...
Sam:what?
Mia: its may 8 national kiss or slap an ass day...
Sam:so...
Mia:u can slap ones ass or kiss them!!
Sam:what?
Mia: its may 8 national kiss or slap an ass day...
Sam:so...
Mia:u can slap ones ass or kiss them!!
by Madisoncons May 07, 2019
by national day May 06, 2019
Do anything day. Grab ass, grab titties, grab pussy, grab dick, anything. Go wild you horny teenagers.
by Got em kehd May 08, 2019
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

