When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Him: what’s today?
Me: why, it’s national adopt a puppy day!
Him: oh cool! But for real, what’s today?
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ... it’s May 6.
Him: Thank you
Me: why, it’s national adopt a puppy day!
Him: oh cool! But for real, what’s today?
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ... it’s May 6.
Him: Thank you
by AwkwardVoiceCrack May 06, 2018
If you were born of this day your the greatest person ever. Also, your bf has to give you their hoodie or if you have a gf they have to give you one of their scrunchies.
by you're amazing :) October 24, 2019
by b.binkk October 16, 2019
National Slap ass/Lapdance day. If your taken slap your girl ass and have her give you a lap dance. If your single pick a partner or do any and everybody.
by Name definer106 May 03, 2019
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

