May 5th is the day you hit someone medium-sized. A medium-sized person can be any height, but the inches in their height has to be ‘5.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

AKA Cinco de Mayo.
The day of emense party in Mexico and anywhere else that wants a good time.

Whip out ur titty day

What alot of ignorant people call Mexican independence day but in reality mexico's independence day is sept 16

Aka 5 de mayo
Don't let a Mexican hear you say may 5th is mexico's independence day cuz they'll kick ur ass

the day Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 comes out!