May 30th is said to be the best day in human history, those born on may 30th are known to be very beautiful & wealthy and have unforgettable sex.
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by Steve barrings October 15, 2019
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
National take a picture with your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You have to take a picture with your boyfriend/girlfriend no matter what 🤠
Guy-Hey let’s take a picture
Girl-is it may 30
Guy- yep national take a picture with your girlfriend day
Girl-is it may 30
Guy- yep national take a picture with your girlfriend day
by Dangitimasleepagain May 29, 2019
May 30th is National hug or kiss Day 😍😘 meant for couples to spice up their relationship! Do it anywhere at anytime
by Ur mom 999 May 27, 2018
Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution
Jayson tuttle- told ya so
Jayson tuttle- told ya so
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by dr._dank_noodles May 29, 2019
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

