This is a day we’re only the most handsome, pretty and awesome people are born. If you meet someone born on this day, DONT LOSE THEM
Girl 1: Man, Andrew is SOOOO cute, how does he do it
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born on May 29
by Joshua Jones ;) October 17, 2019
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National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019
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People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.
Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?
by yuri-tarded October 22, 2019
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National be nice to your girlfriend day

The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection
Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day
by HayJulie May 29, 2020
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The day the hottest daddies with the best tik tok accounts were born
My guy it’s May 29”

“Bro no way it’s Nicole’s Birthday Shes such a daddy id smash”

Ya bro
by HottestDaddy November 07, 2019
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International suck off your bf's bully day
Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh
by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021
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The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.
Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."
by sidnkssbdisjs November 02, 2019
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