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May 26 is the day when you have to tell your best friend your darkest secrets. The ones you ever tell anyone.
Friend: Hey it’s May 26
You: Really, ok, my darkest secret is....
by JetzibeAri April 23, 2019
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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The day an absolute unit and legend was born
person 1: Did you remember that today is May 26?
person 2: Oh shit its the legend’s day!
by curlyheadedbadbih October 29, 2019
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the day that the best hoe bitches around were born. periodt. give them some extra love boo
Joe: Bro when do you think Yuris birthday is?
Bro: It has to be May 26, look at her.
by Periodt Love October 27, 2019
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richie: yooooo it’s may 26,, you know what that means?

eddie: what does that mean?

richie: it’s national eat pussy day!!!

eddie: i hate you
by dinkyjkdi October 15, 2019
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the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy
remember that may 26 is shrek day
by skkwndowks November 05, 2020
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