Jim( walks in classroom
Jim: dude what are y’all doing
Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security
Jim: dude what are y’all doing
Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security
by Kingloaf October 18, 2019
Appreciate every good person in your life day!
Tell all the people you love just how much you love and appreciate them.
Tell all the people you love just how much you love and appreciate them.
by Your child April 13, 2019
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by Bad bich November 03, 2019
May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
National Respect a Woman Day
Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!
Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!
Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.
by Idk.anonymous April 30, 2019
by lesbian shit May 03, 2019