May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Wira: Hi!
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day
by sadasie May 29, 2020
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did you hear about that international break your arm day? it’s may 30th this year! i heard they’re doing it to make the amount of broken arms and legs the same.
by lily470 May 20, 2021
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National Lena 'Tracer' Oxton day. The most important day in the year, where everyone pays attention to their favorite brit. This includes Hugs, kisses, compliments and hardcore sex. All hail Tracer
"Oh my god I forgot today was May 30th, national Tracer day and now i'm being hung for my crimes against Humanity!"
by Not Lena Oxton May 29, 2020