To get spun or wrecked on the track.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

To take jokes above and beyond the vulgarity limits of an average, level-headed member of society.

1.)To be stranded with out any money, food, or transportation.

2.)All the bad luck in the world.