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Maxwell is a phantasmagorical person who never knows how to disappoint. A Maxwell will always make his girl feel like she's one of a kind and the only girl in the world. No matter what he does, he's always considered cute, loving and adorable. Maxwell plays sports, watches NCIS, and loves funny movies. He is a great baseball catcher but an even better pleaser. He will act like he's cool and all but in reality he is a sweetheart. His girlfriend likes him tremendously and can't wait to see him everyday. A maxwell is prone to having a weakness for ass and for boobs. Basically, he is the best Maxwell on the earth.
Person 1: Who is that insanely attractive guy, who also happens to be watching NCIS?
Person 2: Oh that's Maxwell!
Person 1: Man I wish I was his girlfriend.
Person 2: Join the club.
Person 2: Oh that's Maxwell!
Person 1: Man I wish I was his girlfriend.
Person 2: Join the club.
by Little Nugget May 19, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Maxwell, he can have any emotion dont be suprised if hes sad, jelouse, or when he takes things to seriously because he will fond a way to get over it. Max can be annoying to most people but once you actually get to know him the part you thought was annoying ended up being funny. Max is a trouble maker he likes hanging with friends and going to stores, max will spend hours hanging out with people over the internet, on facetime or even in person, max is a loyal person when he likes a girl he likes her, max is usually into darker skin toned woman or woman with a sexy accent usually british or Australian. Max loves sports but he can have alot of frustration anger and gets mad for stupid reasons and hea very bad with sarcasm.
Maxwell is a sexy guy
by Rippinthechat November 26, 2018
3
Maxwell is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is genuine, nice, caring, fucking hot, down to earth and will never let you down whilst always being there for you. Maxwell is down to do anything and everything. If you ever meet a maxwell never let him go otherwise you will regret it forever. You will never meet a guy quite like maxwell. He is amazing and if you don’t know one you absolutely need to get yourself one. Maxwell will love you with everything he has, he will be there for you no matter what and not judge whatever you do. Maxwell is unbelievable gorgeous. He is also amazing at everything he does!! Maxwell is a fucking legend who is a gun and loved by everyone. If you have a Maxwell you are the luckiest girl alive!!
by motherfucking legend May 06, 2019
4
Maxwell is often known as Max. He is extremely althetic excelling in sports. Often is known for running. He knows how to impress the ladies, but he has that one special girl on his mind. He tall and extremely attractive. He falls for a girl very easily because of his big heart. Well liked by everyone.
by guccidefinitions June 27, 2017
5
maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out...its a lost cause.
maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...
maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved
but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even
and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?
maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...
maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved
but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even
and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?
even in the wee hours of the am maxwell made the fact that an all-nighter was inevitable, bearable... and in fact okay.
by cutiebadootie April 04, 2007
6
A maxwell is the most amazing guy you have ever met, he stands up for people and he appreciates you for who you are, he also loves to joke around and he just wants to be around you all the time. He gives you gifts and always comments how beautiful you are, he can swing both ways, and he loves irish... he is great in bed.
by sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy30 November 04, 2010