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The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.
Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.
by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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