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Maxican is basically a Mexican that is successful or elite at something. It derives from the word Maximum
making an infusion creating the word Maxican .. Can be used when a Mexican puts in his maximum effort in something, is too good at something..
white kid: I cant drink that whole bottle of liqour last time I passed out ;(
Mexican kid: PFF that's easy ..
white kid: what???
Mexican kid: what do you expect I'm Maxican
by Hottestinmycity March 05, 2017
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The best of the mexicans, Most live in the northern part of Mexico or the states. They are max because they are closer or have escaped Mexico to the United States.
Carlos really is a Maxican, i saw him cross the border friday.
by Earle Witless November 22, 2009
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1. Refers to anyone who is named max and is mexican
2. If above is true...they must also be really annyoing and a fag that will talk behind your back
1. "stupid maxican"
2. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude stop being such an illeagl maxican"
by eis2 February 13, 2010
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