1. A select brand of soda distributed by Albertsons Grocery chain stores. They are made in both 12 ounce cans and 2 liter bottles. They are made in all of the same flavors that are currently distributed by larger cola companies. Until recent years it was believed that all flavors could be found in both 12 ounce and 2 liter version. But due to recent studies, we have come to the conclusion that only exclusive flavors are distributed via 2 liter bottle. They are half the price of name brand cola. But, despite the reduced price it has been scientifically proven that they are filled with exactly twice the awesome.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.