A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
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Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.
"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"
by PaulyMcity February 05, 2014
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The boy version of max is big headed a dick and you would be able to hear him from a mile away. He's agressive and if he fell on you you would definatly get hurt. Anyway, he is the biggest red neck you will ever meet.
"Hey remember that boy Max" " i remember because all he posts on snapchat is his WD 40 and his quads. " "he's such a red neck."
by Gummybearworm23 February 22, 2018
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very funny sexy hot cute person who liked neptunia,dr,and love live school idol project
"im so funny and cute n hot"- Rio/Adrian/Max
by riooooo December 22, 2020
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River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
This is the meaning of River/Max
by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021
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