Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
by The Van Man May 29, 2006
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They are the best people ever, sensitive and understanding yet funny and can make you smile...alot...usually like to make fun of siblings who are too loud at playing video games...crazy fun to talk to and are open minded..they will always listen to you and are good at giving advice....Most lovable people ever and will always help you when you are sad......bestest best friend ever <3
"Have you seen a Max lately?"

"No, there's no one like them here. D:"
by bagellover January 15, 2012
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What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*
by destr0y3r July 25, 2008
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Someone who is very strong willed and creative. However, they like to hide things and have complete privacy.
by vlxedits July 17, 2020
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Max is the most perfect, inspiring and infatuating person to cone across. They leave you wondering how you could've spent a single second without them, and prove how much of a challenge it cab be when you're apart. But its worth it. Its always worth it, because no matter what, they're yours and you'd wait for years if it meant they'd be yours and yours forever. Love you <3
by MeBotch February 08, 2019
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The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.
Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.
by mmYumTomatoes April 15, 2008
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a really hot and sexy guy who is an amazing friend. He is always there for you and can helpyou out of any depressive state. He will keep your secrets and never lie to you. He is super sexy and loves to kiss. He has a very nice body and when he takes you in his arms you feel safe, like he could save you from the whole world. He is loveable and charming. His music taste is small yet good. He usually listens to the RHCP. His favourite people are John Frusciante and Jade Buckley who he loves dearly. In short he is Max.
sexy, beautiful, brave, hot, loving, jade, sex, horny, awesome, incredible, damnsexy, Max.
by Binxjade September 20, 2011
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