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Great rugby player, shows compassion and sportsmanship on and off the playing field. Hardest worker in the room and always striving for perfection. Empathises and Sympathises with everyone and is that one friend who will always be there for you, ALSO TOTALLY NOT SIMP.
Super hot Ang Mo Bitch from maybe UWC or SAIS or SAS or GESS or TTS or whatever the fuck kind of international school with HOT ANGMO BIG TIDDIE PEACHY ASS CHEEK BITCHES: "OMFG HE'S SUCH A MAX KWAN, JUST SEXY AS FUCK AND STUPID HANDSOME, I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIES AND HIS JIZZ BEHIND MY BRACES, TALK ABOUT LOCKING UP HIS KIDS BEHIND BARS MMMMMMM BABY"
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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Max Kwan is a complete dickhead, utter fuck bucket, little cunt and the biggest douche on earth, he has an insanely tiny cock it bothers me and I can't sleep at night because of how tiny his cock his. His strands of pubes stand taller than his tiny pathetic erected cock
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