Max is the coolest kid/name he gets all the gurls and knows all the right things to say and when to say them he knows when to make the right moves and he always gets gurls

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Big round and makes a lot of sound he’s got a nose just like a clown 🤡