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Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right

He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
Girl : hey your cute
Mauricio: thx but I have a girlfriend
by Wish.he.was.mine March 14, 2017
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right and he's good in bed

He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
Girl hey your cute

Mauricio thx but I have a girlfriend
by Mauricio in shot September 20, 2018
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a freaking, funny and amazing kid. he is totally bomb and makes our day. he's hilarious and can always put a smile (and laugh) on our faces =
we love mauricio TO DEATH!
i love you mauricio!!
hehe don't forget that!
by Ashley&Angie September 03, 2008
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A Mauricio is a type of Latin American man that is unlike any other. They always enjoy sleeping naked. They are always very romantic and will never forget an important date. They often have awesome dreams of very successful futures. They don't like to make plans but will always get everything done and with extreme sexiness. Mauricios are generous and always helpful, they often are not aware of how appreciated they really are. Mauricios are amazing in everyway and are especially special when completed with a Diane.
"What do you think of that guy?"
" He reminds me of Mauricio, but not nearly as sexy."
"Yeah, that's the truth."
by MamaCupcake1124 April 11, 2009
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