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a black specimen. She likes de man but she’s attracted to someone who goes by the name “Jay Z aka da best” according to urban dictionary, MARWAH= a fag, in conclusion she is gay n u make me gag. She wants to date taetae uwu EW UWU?!? What a fucking koreaboo DISGUSTANG. she’s the type to send nudes to her friends... HA LOL SHE DONT HAVE ANY. Friends not nudes she defo has nudes bc she is attracted to her own body. She has perky tits and she likes to say “and I oop-“. Chicken legs quack quack. She’s always covered in “hickeys” but they turn out to be chocolate stains. she can sometimes be referred to ass “lawn MARWAH” or “alexis Texas”

Thanks for coming to my ted talk
HAHAHAHAHAH lol plus she has a chin
Ibrahim: who’s that fit stuff

Me: the opposite of a MATwahI’ll tell you that for sure.

Grandad Robbie: one sec child, I have to get my lawnmarwah from the shed then we can have sex
Child of Jesus: okay daddy *wink wink*
by Jay Z aka da best October 28, 2019
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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