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Is a fugly douchbag with no taste, in the past he has had crushes on MANY blonde girls. But in the past he has had a crush on a Hannah sweet heart, but everyone hated him for THAT. He is a fugly blonde jerk with no scent. He is such a banana head and such an idiot. He has no taste and has a major in pole dancing and good ole country stripping.
"Hey look at that Matvey idiot" matnah
by he he he he he July 17, 2015
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Extremely ugly guy attracted to blond girls and possibly drama, always wants to involve himself into lots of drama and plays, loving dramatic girls and he's a country stripper pole dancing 24/7
"Hey did you guys see Banana and Matvey."
by he he he he he July 17, 2015
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Small problematic midget, that will make you defy anything that he likes just so he doesn't start a conversation about it with you.
(Person 1) Oh no, here comes Matvey.
(Person 2) Bro, don't talk about video games or anime around him so maybe he will walk away.
by XxThotPolicexX March 01, 2019
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A name of a intelligent and kind man that has good friends and knows how to have fun. Matveys are independent, mysterious, free-spirited and eccentric. They are deep thinkers and highly intellectual people who love helping others. They are able to see without prejudice, on both sides, which makes them people who can easily solve problems. They are a visionary and are capable of perceiving the future and they know exactly what they want to be doing five or ten years from now.
"award for curing HIV and building a succesful colony on Mars all at the same time goes to.. Matvey!"
by woootangclan443 December 18, 2016
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