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A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.
"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."
by Slothguy August 24, 2009
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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