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When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020
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