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When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020
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