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what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!

girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!

girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
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May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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