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Monster dick, can't see the end. Socially amazing, too many friends, too many women. The women like the sex because a big dick is a good dick.
Person 1: You're shit at sex and life.

Person 2: Fuck off, I'm Mattioli.
by joethegreat June 08, 2011
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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