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A man who is daring and courageous. Laughs at stupid jokes. He pretends to be a doucher, but really he is caring an understanding, with high intelligence. He is also very good looking, and has great social skills which he uses on many ladies.

Pronouncing the name Mattieux requires great effort, and only French- speaking individuals get the hold of it.
Mattieux: you're ruining my name!
Girl: Sorry!
by mmmm girl October 02, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Mattieux is one of the hottest most intelligent man you will meet, he will also have a massive cock which he will use to beat your ass. Though Mattieux’s are rare they are very pog.
Girl: omg it’s Mattieux I want him to rail me
Girl 2: omg yes
by Men are hot February 14, 2021
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