1) A type of pun that makes you shake your head in disbelief that it was actually said.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
1) While standing at the urinal, one guy says to another, "Having a pissy day?" Reply: Shakes head and replies, "Damn Matthewism."
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
by thriwn_rod January 13, 2015
To lead people on with comments or made up “facts” to the point that they are not sure if it is true. To babble out false facts like you just finished your doctorate paper on the subject.
Did you know that back in 1954, the same year I was born, is when they had the first live internet porn website? You don’t want to know why I know that fact.
Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.
If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism
Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.
If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism
by Eno21 February 26, 2008
Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew is a sweet and caring guy, he will be very clever and good at sport. Matthews of this type usually only ever love one person, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music.
by Kamron Gallet December 29, 2011
Someone who everyone can't resist. Evryone loves him and he loves everyone back. Doesn't get angry a lot but when he does get angry he woops ass. Watch out for them because they are cool!!!!
by $nip3r May 01, 2010
An amazing guy that is sure to blow you away. He's got smarts,looks,skill, and downright comical. He is sure to brighten your day,if his looks don't already do that ;)
by Shine88 January 01, 2017
A sexy, nice, athletic guy who is kind to everyone and knows how to treat a lady. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on. He is out going, fun and just a jokester. He loves to party and fun to be around!
by Cassidy13 February 22, 2012
a wonderfully wonderful and amazingly amazing guy who might actually make you believe in love, if you don't. he's the kind of guy that brightens each and every day, who makes you truly thankful for what you have. he's the guy that you always look forward to seeing in the mornings, before work or school, whichever one applies to you. sweet, gorgeous, and so freaking modest, he'll be the one you say goodnight to.
Look at that Matthew.
He should ask Sherry out.
or
They say the happiest place in the world is Disney. Obviously, they haven't been in Matthew's arms.
He should ask Sherry out.
or
They say the happiest place in the world is Disney. Obviously, they haven't been in Matthew's arms.
by you.know.me.skater.girl.1023 April 30, 2012