A faggot who has never had a girlfriend in his life and will never have one. He lies all of the time and wants to be fudge-packed by Albert Wesker. Also likes to inflict pain on little girls with his Indiana Jones whip and boomerang uni-brow. He suffers from masochism. He also likes to throw puppies and guinea pigs off of cliffs.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."