A man who many would die for. He has immaculate taste in waistcoats, a drinking problem and a dark secret. All hail Matthew Fairchild, a man who just deserves a little bit of happiness and is hot as fuck
Girl: Oh do you have a boyfriend then?
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild
Me: No im in love with someone else
Girl: Wow who?
Me: Matthew Fairchild
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