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Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.
Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!
Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho
Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on
Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!
Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho
Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on
Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!
by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 04, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018