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Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.
If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
by Anonymousmiss August 16, 2017
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.
hoe ass matthaus
by truqlover February 21, 2020
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Person 1: Yo, Matthaus is such a simp!
Person 2: Yeah, no one more simppppy than

the simp Lord!
by Cool kid 2090 March 11, 2020
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A Matthäus is an amazing, handsome, funny, tall and ridiculous guy with the greatest and most wonderful smile on earth. He is not that self-confident but not shy. When he gets to know people, he will be kind to them after he talked more to them. Often he can sing and has a very beautiful, deep voice.
He also loves to play with children and wants to have a family later.
He is a gift of god, and if you get a Matthäus as a boyfriend, be proud.
He is such an amazing person. It must be a Matthäus! :D
by janina144 March 05, 2017
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