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Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."
by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A crap that sticks half out of the toilet water, the way the Matterhorn's tip appears when it's pierces through high cloud cover.
My Thanksgiving shit was sticking out of the toilet so far it looked like the Matterhorn on a cloudy day.
by Nagas Lrac December 15, 2010
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The act of sitting between the legs of someone behind you. As if on the Disneyland ride of the same name.
by Cory Madsen June 22, 2008
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1. A saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite sex. Must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. Usually followed by a fist bump.
2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.
2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.
"Dude that chick was totally checking you out."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."
"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."
GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."
"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."
GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."
by zgriffin22 April 15, 2010
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A large crap that sticks half out of the toilet water. It's tip, reminiscent of the actual Matterhorn piercing through low hanging banner clouds.
Dude, the deuce I dropped on Thanksgiving looked so much like the Matterhorn that I could've swore I saw to Swiss climbers scaling a piece of corn on their way to the summit.
by Pants Face December 16, 2010