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1. An individual that is incapable of logical thought, and sparks arguments without listening to arguments presented by peers in order to justify the empty, vacuous minimum-wage existence that she or he lives.
2. A human individual who possesses the intellect of a baboon.
2. A human individual who possesses the intellect of a baboon.
Poster: "'Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge' - Charles Darwin"
Mattelot: "wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface."
Mattelot: "wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface."
by MattelotLeviathan July 28, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018