May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
by Machine Gun Cock October 12, 2018