Girl 1: ewwww......you're going out with Matt?!?!
Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped
Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser
Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped
Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser
by Jesue77 August 19, 2011
someone who has red hair and roots a rat for pleasure. he also has ginger pubes to top it up as well.
by Lube June 12, 2005
by im a red flag bae August 9, 2022
A hobbit-like asshole, whos anorexic, dose cocaine and is in love with his cousin, and has a he/she bestfriend thats always around./ could also mean, stupid, gay, or ugly.
by jessica woulett September 14, 2007
Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
by Machine Gun Cock October 12, 2018
a 19 year old that thinks he's 'ard just because he does marine biology and takes shots of tea mixed with cider. This lanky boi thinks he's the bees knees but in real life is a complete pussy. He took it up the batty once in a holiday park in room 201b, but still denies the fact of him being gay (or even curious). He's a sad, lonely alcoholic and is just waiting to find his MATTch, go to www.mattisacunt.co.uk
by trexashez October 1, 2018
a fucking waste of human waste and is the gayest person ever he only relates to people with the same horoscopes like i mean really gay and is tall and stupid and did i mention he likes men
by dab of ranch December 10, 2018