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i had MATT over for the first time last night, i think i'll invite him back.

Ewwww! i just saw him MATTing!!!!!
by DazTheCowboy June 14, 2008
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The best dude ever, literally. Matts make amazing bum chums, and are usually complete sweethearts. They're perfect and adorable, good looking and kind, funny and caring..everything you could ever want, really.
Person 1;'That guys so amazing..'
Person 2;'Must be a Matt!'
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy July 14, 2014
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reidiculousy needy,annoying,ugly,possibly stinky. Just all around not the kind of guy you would wanna be with.
oh my god this is the fifth time he called me in 20 minutes. hes such a matt
by ugh come on May 7, 2009
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Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.
by matthew watkinson May 8, 2010
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Matt is the name of people who like to sucks, especially on the weekends
Man, John said Matt sucked so good last night. So did Sara agreed, as she was suckled too
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The best tik toker. Can hit the woah like a god
That matt kid is such a god at tik tok.
by ppslayer July 18, 2019
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