Person #1: You see that guy over there?
Person #2: Ya... Seems to me he..fucks?
Person #1: Oh does he ever!
Person #2: Must be a matt
Person #2: Ya... Seems to me he..fucks?
Person #1: Oh does he ever!
Person #2: Must be a matt
by MattLuver69 November 16, 2018
A well known man whore. if u meet a boy named matt. run bitch fucking run. matt will be the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, well over snapchat of course. but in real life he has the nastiest speech impedement you'll ever hear. it will b cute until you have sex with him. I mean who wants a guy whispering "fuck me hawder" in your ear. guys named matt have a ton of experience but the sex is garbage. matt loves having sex with girls or should I say gorls with severe daddy issues named Alabama, Montana, and Texas. if your not 3-4 years younger then him then don't even think about trying to get with him. he loves sex positions that put u in the hospital or leave unconscious on his bed. matt is the most self involved person you will ever meet in your life, all he talks about is himself, you'll be lucky if u can even get a word in. all Im saying is u have to be at the lowest of low points in ur life to be even semi-attracted to a boy named matt. matt is a mommy's boy meaning his mom will know everything u and him did. not cool matt. matt will most likely beg u to be his girlfriend but as soon as he meets a girl names Alabama its game over sis. once u break up he will run his bitch ass mouth, talking shit about u. talking bout how nasty u are even tho he was begging for u the week before. morel of the story he's a pussy. period.
sam: I was at matts house last night and he left me in Collingwood all alone for "the boys"
kelly: no girl he went to Alabamas house last night.
kelly: no girl he went to Alabamas house last night.
by thiswasrelaxingtowrite April 17, 2020
A Matt is an inhumane selfish narcissistic asshole. He’s addicted to meth, weed, pain pills, any other kind of drug, and fucking other boys. But he tries to act macho and is still in the closet. He has a small penis and He is a true woman hater. And abuses women mentally and physically every chance he gets. He thinks he knows everything and believes he is always right and everyone else is wrong and/or beneath him. When In reality he is nothing but white trash just like the rest of his family and so called bum ass friends. He will manipulate the shit out of you if you give him the time of day or chance to do so. He is a hypocrite and a grumpy boy who will never know true happiness or love. A Matt will suck the life and soul out of you. Beware of a Matt. They can ruin your life in no time. They have no heart. Care for no one but themselves and have sold their soul to the devil. Player, cheater, liars. Anything to get their way. This is what a Matt is.
by Datgirldatcreates August 20, 2019
A stupid fucking potato. God of sex. He was the first lifeform ever formed, he was created by chemicals reactions in the primordial ocean.
Matt is stupid .
by GodSlasher April 9, 2019
Basically the worst person to ever exist. Like the devil on earth. He smells too. Don’t forget he’s poor.
by God_Homself May 24, 2019
A dick head of a person, usually fat and lazy. Has brown eyes and greasy brown hair. He is usually a band director. He has a record of revealing himself more than one a year to his students. Tends to have a red butt crack. No matching clothing. Wears clothes that don't fit. Is probably gay. Cusses out students. So if you ever see a Matt RUN!
by @dimond9 March 13, 2020
Matt means, "Gift from God."
by mjc18c December 20, 2017