A Matt is a good friend but probably one of the dumbest people you'll ever come across.
Dude stop being a Matt and don't put the triangle through the circle.
by Kingswag January 17, 2015
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A guy that has the most amazing body and he knows it. He makes you fall in love with him soo easily. Has the most amazing and seems like a real charmer and genuine guy. But most the time all this is a lie. He is a lieing backstabbing cheater that will do anything to get sex. He changes how he treats people and how he acts around certain people.
Girl 1: I love Matt so much!
Girl 2: Wait i thought you and Matt broke up?
Girl 1: No why would you think that?
Girl 2: Because Matt told me that yesterday so he could have sex with me.
by missy94 July 11, 2010
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A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
by Steve Dreadlock June 10, 2008
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A boy who can get crossed up in basketball and he's pale.
Look at the kid over there playing ball he's getting dubbed he must be a matt.
by Redslicker88 December 04, 2016
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A big dude. Matt has a dick that is about as tall as mount Everest, and it has the ability to tear 8 asses in one night. This guy goes straight into the pussy because he sucks at foreplay, and he is too cheap to go and get some lube. This results in the pussy being dry, crispy, and juiceless. It just ends up feeling like a cut being split open! Making out with him feels like a small baby fish being shoved into your mouth. Matts are nice in person, but once they go online they become little pervs.
Matt: Hey bro
Lucy: Hey
Matt: I'm gonna stick it in
Lucy: Ouch
by Dongmom February 25, 2017
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(Verb) To send a girl a text message saying "are you okay?" Because you didn't have balls to say it in person
Ellie: so ... he Matt-ed me AGAIN last night.

Nick: ahahaha good shit what a cuckold.
by Mon$ter Cock February 28, 2017
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