A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much

Matt Urban - The guy that goes around telling everyone he invented Urban Dictionary.
See Also - Aleta H

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.

There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo

Love you matt xoxo

Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo

A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.

Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.