Oakland Athletics 1st baseman and super hottie, Matt Olson. You can normally see him on the opposing teams sideline, guarding the bag. Squatting down in his tight baseball pants to scoop a ball with his thick, strong legs. He can hit bombs out of any stadium, catch a poorly thrown ball and make an amazing play out of it and steal your heart with his piercing eyes and charming good looks.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.