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To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
by Naswipp November 29, 2017
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
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Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 01, 2017
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A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.
Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!
by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017
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An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure
by Good Morning America November 30, 2017
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Crawling all over a woman without an invitation.
Friend: Why are you late? I thought we were meeting for dinner.

Late woman: OMG - I went to my boss' office to ask a question and he locked the door and Matt Lauer'd me for 45 minutes. I couldn't get outta there.

Friend: WOW - I wonder if I'll get Matt Lauer'd tomorrow.
by mishy1 December 04, 2017
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