To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
by Naswipp November 29, 2017
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Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 01, 2017
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A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.
Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!
by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017
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An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure
by Good Morning America November 30, 2017
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Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.
That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.
by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017
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An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
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The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 08, 2013
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