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To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
by Naswipp November 29, 2017
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 08, 2013
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To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 01, 2017
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Crawling all over a woman without an invitation.
Friend: Why are you late? I thought we were meeting for dinner.

Late woman: OMG - I went to my boss' office to ask a question and he locked the door and Matt Lauer'd me for 45 minutes. I couldn't get outta there.

Friend: WOW - I wonder if I'll get Matt Lauer'd tomorrow.
by mishy1 December 04, 2017
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An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure
by Good Morning America November 30, 2017
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A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.
Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!
by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017
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