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Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people
Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
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Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories
Man, this guy is such a Matson!
by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009
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Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things
Wow this guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people
by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020
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