A mat is an thing you can have near your door to wipe of your feet in snow/mud.

Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs

When spelt with one t, the name Mat is not the only thing lacking. Just as the name is missing a letter, the owner of the name is missing brain cells.

The Replacements, an 80s band.

A short, flat person that hangs out on your door step.

A sexy boyfriend who is the best in the world and nobody can have him cause he's mine....I love you Mat you sexy thang you.

A pretty annoying bloke who just keeps on bugging the crap out of you - sum it all up - someone who is a HUGE pain in the arse